Slime CO is the world's leading producer of slime balls, mined nightly from unsuspecting swamp biomes and sold to crafters who "definitely need them for something."
Founded by three villagers and a Redstone spreadsheet, Slime CO controls every stage of the slime ball supply chain — from swamp to shelf to that one chest you forgot about.
Slime CO was founded on the belief that sticky, green, mildly damp cubes deserve a real market. Today, our chunk-loaded farms run around the clock, harvesting slime balls under a full moon with the operational discipline of a Redstone clock circuit.
We don't ask what you're building. Leads, sticky pistons, magma cream — that's between you and your crafting table. We just supply the bounce.
Every ball is farm-raised, hand-punched, and inventory-slot certified.
Same swamp. Same slime. Wildly different marketing.
Our entry-level offering. Slightly sticky, mostly green, harvested by whoever drew the short torch that night.
Aged an extra full moon cycle for maximum adhesion. Preferred by sticky piston enthusiasts and nobody else, specifically.
A full stack, delivered directly to your base by a courier who insists this was not slippery at all during transport.
Trading is powered entirely by vibes, weather, and how many slimes spawned last Tuesday.
Prepared by our Redstone accounting department. Figures approximate, confidence high.
"Demand remains strong, largely because we are the only supplier and the swamp is very large." — CFO, in the shareholder chat
Promoted after successfully trading an emerald for a single stick. Has not looked back.
Knows every full moon schedule for the next four years. Refuses to explain why.
Invented the emerald-to-stick exchange rate. Still adjusting it hourly.