$SLMB ▲ 4.21 — slime ball spot price up on strong swamp-biome demand $SLMB market cap: 14 emerald blocks ▼ minor dip after leaked chat: "why do we even buy this" Analysts rate $SLMB "Bouncy Buy" Breaking: Slime CO opens third swamp office $SLMB ▲ 4.21 — slime ball spot price up on strong swamp-biome demand $SLMB market cap: 14 emerald blocks ▼ minor dip after leaked chat: "why do we even buy this" Analysts rate $SLMB "Bouncy Buy" Breaking: Slime CO opens third swamp office
SLMCO (Emerald X): SLMB

We dig it up.
We bounce it out.
We bill you for it.

Slime CO is the world's leading producer of slime balls, mined nightly from unsuspecting swamp biomes and sold to crafters who "definitely need them for something."

Company Overview

A fully integrated slime operation

Founded by three villagers and a Redstone spreadsheet, Slime CO controls every stage of the slime ball supply chain — from swamp to shelf to that one chest you forgot about.

Slime CO was founded on the belief that sticky, green, mildly damp cubes deserve a real market. Today, our chunk-loaded farms run around the clock, harvesting slime balls under a full moon with the operational discipline of a Redstone clock circuit.

We don't ask what you're building. Leads, sticky pistons, magma cream — that's between you and your crafting table. We just supply the bounce.

Every ball is farm-raised, hand-punched, and inventory-slot certified.

2.4M
Slime balls harvested this quarter
37
Active swamp farms across 6 biomes
0
Cats employed as scarecrows (still hiring)
92%
Customer retention, mostly because chests are full
Product Line

Slime balls, tiered for every budget

Same swamp. Same slime. Wildly different marketing.

STANDARD SLIME BALL

1 emerald

Our entry-level offering. Slightly sticky, mostly green, harvested by whoever drew the short torch that night.

Common

PREMIUM STICKY BALL

3 emeralds

Aged an extra full moon cycle for maximum adhesion. Preferred by sticky piston enthusiasts and nobody else, specifically.

Uncommon

BULK CHUNK CRATE

64 for 40 emeralds

A full stack, delivered directly to your base by a courier who insists this was not slippery at all during transport.

Bulk Deal
Markets

$SLMB — live-ish share price

Trading is powered entirely by vibes, weather, and how many slimes spawned last Tuesday.

4.21 emeralds
▲ 12.6% this week
Investor Relations

Q3 earnings, summarized honestly

Prepared by our Redstone accounting department. Figures approximate, confidence high.

Revenue
212 emeralds
Net Bounce Margin
61%
Villager headcount
14
Unsold slime in storage
3 double chests

"Demand remains strong, largely because we are the only supplier and the swamp is very large." — CFO, in the shareholder chat

Leadership

The people behind the bounce

Villager #4

Chief Executive Slime

Promoted after successfully trading an emerald for a single stick. Has not looked back.

Villager #11

Head of Swamp Operations

Knows every full moon schedule for the next four years. Refuses to explain why.

Villager #2

Chief Financial Officer

Invented the emerald-to-stick exchange rate. Still adjusting it hourly.